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The Holy Pouch 3(Arabic) Ari: Holy water! Holy water!The Holy Pouch 3
Nazi: The hell?
Ari: No! You sin!
Nazi: *blink* The hell?
Ari: And yet you continue! Repel you with the cross, demon!
(American) Amer: Ever since the Pouch lost its name, he decided to cleanse it with religion.
Nazi: Well, that explains a lot....
Ari: And then unto him they bestowed the gift of salvation so that he-
Amer: You see? He's even trying to TEACH the pouch reli-
Ari: The HOLY pouch! Do not soil its name with your unholy tongue! You must be chosen by the almighty holy to become ho


Ze Pouch of No ReturnNazi: Last time we got a little off topic, but you'll be happy to know I got a new gun.Ze Pouch of No Return
Arabic: You'll also be happy to know that the pouch of no return is having a tea sale!
American: I love tea on sale! But I have one question...whne things are on sale doesn't that mean they are old or have some defection? Like that person you sold to me to rape?
Arabic: Aw, he was old anyways. No one will miss him.
Nazi: Hello, I have a gun...does that mean anything to you?
American: Well he's arabic, kill him fist.
Arabic: No, n, you can't! It is a custom in my country not to
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Quote of the month~"If abortion is murder, than masturbation is genocide"
~LIG~
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When what once thought lost forever is found again, then all is right and the world rejoices...
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Hold me. Whatever lies beyond this morning, is a little later on. Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all.
Nothing's like before.
~Kingdom Hearts Simple and Clean
My hair seriously looks like that now! I cut it, so I'll have to take a picture!
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I'll swallow up all of you
Like a big bottle of big, big pills.
You're the one that I should never take
But I can't sleep until I devour you.
I can't sleep until I devour you. ~ Devour, Marilyn Manson. <3
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SwEeT lIkE a KiSs ShArP lIkE a RaZoR bLaDe!
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this is even better!
is teh bill cosby rap!
[link]
and arnold schwarzeneger's pizza shop!
[link]
if you want brocoli, what the hell is brocoli anyway, shutup with the brocoli!
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"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore!" ~ some Italian guy
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"Oh Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade. That it may blow thy enemies to tiny bits! In your mercy"
~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
~LIG~
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When what once thought lost forever is found again, then all is right and the world rejoices...
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"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore!" ~ some Italian guy
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"Oh Lord, bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade. That it may blow thy enemies to tiny bits! In your mercy"
~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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